New Free Ableton Effect Rack ~ Serpent Juice

Serpent Juice is a new FREE audio effect rack, usable with Ableton Live 10 standard+.

Serpent Juice is ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEED* to…

∙Add MEGA SEX APPEAL to your tracks!

∙Drive the dancefloor INSANE with PARTY FEVER!

∙Make you an INFINITELY better producer, INSTANTANEOUSLY!

∙Inject your tracks with a squirt of GNARLY GLOSS, dripping with BITING, VENEMOUS INTENSITY!

∙Elevate your mixes from LAME AS SHIT to FUCKIN’ AMAZING… with NO EFFORT WHATSOEVER!

TO USE:
Drop an instance of Serpent Juice onto each and every track in your mix and on all busses, auxes, master channels, rack chains, auxilliary busses, and sub-prime queue sends, being sure not to skip any inverted bussed mono return auxes. Smack that play button and dare to tell us it doesn’t make everything sound imperceptibly better. Drop extra copies in between each device in chains of plugins or external gear to “squeeze the juice” out of them, subtly enhancing everything in an ultrafantastic manner. Drop extra copies on distinctive tracks you want to highlight with prime impeccability. Show them you care! Drop fewer copies on tracks you care less about. It even sounds badass on the loop send of a flugelhorn amp. YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR TRACKS, DON’T YOU? Just try it out and listen really hard. Unless you’re completely tone-deaf, you’re certain to be utterly flabbergasted* at the results! Seriously the best thing since sliced bagels.

Grab the  Serpent Juice audio effect for Ableton Live 10 now… Absolutely free, by clicking this text.

It’s a real Audio Effect Rack!

 

 

 

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